Do you have a weight loss goal? a financial goal? a parenting goal? a team goal? any kind of goal? Goal Patrol is a patent pending motivational bracelet system for goal setting and goal getting. This motivational system breaks your goal down into five baby steps. Each of the five bracelets included in your kit corresponds to one step towards your goal. Change your goal bracelet after each step you complete, and before you know it, you'll conquer your goal. This goal setting sytem is a unique method for achieving your personal goals and team goals. Set goals and achieve goals with this fun motivational product!

I need a bracelet that can sense when I'm nearing the fridge and zaps me until I move away

There used to be a product that you put in the fridge. It was a statue of a pig, and when you open the door it oinks at you. I always thought it was mean, but I did know someone who used it, lol.

Okay, I'm still too asleep to be reading, apparently. I read the title as "Goat" instead of "Goal" and boy was I intrigued!